General Terms with Cool Definitions

Love affairs:

Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
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Politician:
Someone who shakes your hand before the elections and your confidence after.
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Saturday and Sunday:
Are strong days as the others are weak days (weekdays).
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School:
A place where Papa pays and son plays.
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Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
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Tears:
A hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
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Yawn:
The only time a husband can open his mouth.
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School:
A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you
can die Rich.

Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.


Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and
a woman gains her masters.


Divorce:
Future tense of Marriage.

Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds
of either"

Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room :
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.

Father :
A banker provided by nature.

Criminal :
A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.

Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence
after.

Doctor :
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic Books:
which people praise, but do not read.

Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually
do.

Committee :
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide
that nothing can be done together.

Experience :
The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher :
A fool who pain himself during life, to be spoken of when
dead.